Private Words

This conversation occurred on Friday night en route to Springfield, I was driving 65mph on Hwy 13 & nearly lost control........

Taylor:  We played 'would you rather' at school today, the teacher asked if we'd rather go on vacation to Hawaii or Alaska.  When it was my turn I said, "Hawaii, you can't wear no coconut bra in Alaska."

Derek:  TAYLOR! You shouldn't say 'bra' in public, it's inappropriate, you should have said 'bikini.'  'Bra' is a PRIVATE word.